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The Muskbox Dreams of Things that Never Were, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
Here comes the Bun, doo doo doo doo.If it weren’t so painfully obvious that Carrie has no inside information whatsoever, I would swear she times the Muskbox to coincide with relatively-big Cubs...
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The World Series of Muskbox Has Questions About Lendy Castillo
There can be only bun.The Muskbox is a weird creature. No matter what the happenings are in and around Major League Baseball, the Muskbox occupies its own space. It’s a space where people are still...
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The Muskbox Might as Well Try Marmol at Catcher, at This Point
“Do you think they should bun-vert Marmol to a starter?”There are a few recurring themes in the Muskbox. The most prevalent is to swap all of the players around despite their success or lack thereof to...
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The Muskbox and Chone Figgins: A Match Made in HELL
“So, what do you think of the LaHair signing?”Has the competence of the Cubs front office negatively affected the Muskbox? Has the fact that there is significantly less about which to complain made the...
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Friday Roundup: The “Winter Meetings” Edition
You’re all picturing a hot nurse right now, aren’t you?During the podcast, I think we covered everything from Fujikawa to Sveum getting shot IN THE FACE, so I won’t bore you with recapping the fact...
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The Muskbox Wants a Fatter Third Baseman than Aramis Ramirez
Dan Vogelbach would slather that bun in Sriracha and cheese and DEVOUR it.Normally, when the Muskbox suggests moving a player to third base, that player is left-handed, ninety years old, or plays for...
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Is There a Draft in Here? Or is That the Muskbox’s Icy Stare?
You’re bunbelievable!The Muskbox takes a brief hiatus this week from worrying about who will be the backup first baseman in 2013 to worry about who will be the backup first baseman in 2020! Progress?...
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The Muskbox is a Commercial
Carrie fits in the Wrigley seats just fine. It’s the bun that struggles.This week’s Muskbox is filled with wonderful Cub fan stereotypes. There’s the fan arguing which bad catcher is less bad. There’s...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: 2B Mark Grudzielanek
Yes, that’s Eric Karros instituting the “Flying V” chess strategy. A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me...
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The Muskbox Yearns for More Steals; WE MISS YOU, JUAN PIERRE!!!
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”THAT’S AN ACTUAL LINE FROM 50 SHADES OF GREY.The Muskbox is here to solve all of the Cubs’ third-base problems… or...
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